// JavaScript Document
function alertPlayer(){
document.write('<table width="970" border="0" cellpadding="10" cellspacing="0">');
document.write('<tr><td height="0" valign="top" class="textsize">');
document.write('JavaScript & <a href="http://www.adobe.com/shockwave/download/download.cgi?P1_Prod_Version=ShockwaveFlash" target="_blank">Adobe(R) Flash(R) Player 9.0</a>');
document.write(" must be enabled in order for you to display world's end girlfriend.org.<br>");
document.write('Please enable JavaScript by changing your browser options, and please visit Adobe to get the latest version.');
document.write('</td></tr></table></noscript></body></html>');
}